Extreme Depend (R)

One would think Laura Croft would wear the more attractive six-pack Depend for women that comes in three attractive colours -- cream, purple, and very pretty pink.  Perhaps the Extreme Edition would come in three different camouflage patterns.

I think the company has has secretly reformulated the product.  The older underwear was so tightly gathered that it felt like a girdle.  My mother made me wear a girdle in middle school.  She felt my ass wiggled too much.

The new Depend is softer all over.  The lining doesn't bunch up immediately upon absorbing a drop of sweat.  The colours are more vibrant.  I am pleased, Depend people.  Perhaps you will send some cents-off coupons.