Pup Poops
DOOGIE DOO GAME: HOT SELLER OR MARKDOWN?
From Bookstore Slave:
Dear god, who thinks of this "shit"? Yes, it's a game where your little hellspawn feed a toy dog play-dough rolls, squeeze a hand pump according to a dice roll and the dog eventually shits it out. Your child "wins" if they collect more "dog shit" than their friends. PLEASE tell me you would never EVER let your children THINK of collecting dog shit, much less buy this fucking game!
May all your hellspawn never get a "whiff" of this new toy...
--Bookstore Slave
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No worries, Slave.
There's still enough of the Waldorf Mom left in me to be revolted by the shiny, smooth sheen of the Pooping Pup's plastic pelt, much less the gooey consistency of the material that is formed into the doggie noms.
According to a recent article on MSNBC, the British Toy Retailers Association rated Doggie Doo in their Top 12 list of must-have toys for this holiday season.
Behold Doggie Doo, the world renown pooping dog game!
You may have seen the viral commercial for this German dog poop game, called Kackel Dackel, which means ‘Pooping Dachshund‘. Doggie Doo is also known as Takkie Kakkie in the Netherlands. This Dachshund Pooping Dog Game is a great gift for kids and gets tons of laughs that people will talk about for years to come. Each doggy doo game includes: 1 Dog with Leash and Pump, 1 Bone, 1 Die, 4 Shovels, 1 Container of ‘Dog Food’, 1 Treat Mold. You may also purchase EXTRA DOO so you don't run out of Dog Food for your Doggie Doo Game.
Behold Doggie Doo, the world renown pooping dog game!
You may have seen the viral commercial for this German dog poop game, called Kackel Dackel, which means ‘Pooping Dachshund‘. Doggie Doo is also known as Takkie Kakkie in the Netherlands. This Dachshund Pooping Dog Game is a great gift for kids and gets tons of laughs that people will talk about for years to come. Each doggy doo game includes: 1 Dog with Leash and Pump, 1 Bone, 1 Die, 4 Shovels, 1 Container of ‘Dog Food’, 1 Treat Mold. You may also purchase EXTRA DOO so you don't run out of Dog Food for your Doggie Doo Game.
Step 1: Form and load Play-Doh poop pellet in the dog’s mouth.
Step 2: Position your pooper scooper under the wiener dog’s butt.
Step 3: Roll the die. Squeeze the leash lever the number of times shown on the die. Each squeeze makes a Gassy sound that pushes air into the dachshund, moving the poop through its system until...plop! If you’re lucky, collect poop as it drops out the other end. The first person to collect three poops on their shovel wins. Be careful though... some die rolls make you skip a turn while others let another player trade scoopers with you. What’s the appeal of this game aside from the obvious “woah” factor?? The wiener dog makes noises as the poop passes through the digestive track and the dachshund's tail shakes the entire time.
This Doggy Doo pooping dog game is recommended for Ages 4 and up.
Step 3: Roll the die. Squeeze the leash lever the number of times shown on the die. Each squeeze makes a Gassy sound that pushes air into the dachshund, moving the poop through its system until...plop! If you’re lucky, collect poop as it drops out the other end. The first person to collect three poops on their shovel wins. Be careful though... some die rolls make you skip a turn while others let another player trade scoopers with you. What’s the appeal of this game aside from the obvious “woah” factor?? The wiener dog makes noises as the poop passes through the digestive track and the dachshund's tail shakes the entire time.
This Doggy Doo pooping dog game is recommended for Ages 4 and up.
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