Cracked
By Forrest Wickman
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S23E16 - Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart
Code : PABF09 | N° : 502 | 11-03-2012 | inédit
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Well I am the guy who put that image on RedBubble, and I can assure you that I am NOT the person on Flicker.
Ginger and Mary Ann – you really need to consider that not all share your tastes – again – GIMP is not a pro tool, but who gives a F***? I’ve seen amazing drawings done in chalk on sidewalks, Amazing photos taken with iPhones… Not everything has to be done by the same tool in the same manor – jeesh…
That’s why it is called ART.
And we can choose whether or not we like it – If I was buying a picture of my kids – would I want this? No. If I was buying it for wall art – then maybe. But someone else may love this style – not for me or anyone to judge.
Another example: I personally hate Warhol’s work…but it sells for millions. Just a matter of style and taste.
I know that pretty-much ALL of my work is not hugely popular, hell I’ve only ever sold one print. But then I don’t create images to make anyone happy but myself.
1. Its not a washed-out photo… have a look at the original image on that page… that look is from the post-production work.
2. Its not a random child… I actually know this person and her family very well… but even if they were “random”- so what?
3. “Ballsy” to put it up for sale? Why not? If someone wants to buy it – then hooray, and I make a few dollars out of it.
4. GIMP, Photoshop… what does it matter? if it works for you and you like to use it then that is all that matters.
But thank you for at least noticing my work.
Cheers,
-Byron
Its kinda funny to get posted on this site “Just because you own a camera, you are not a photographer”
hahahaha, if only you knew, if only you knew.
But I agree, equipment does not make the image. That’s why I use an 8 year old 6mp DSLR… its all I need. That’s why I use GIMP… because its all I need. Thats why my first cameras were 25 year old hand-me downs… because that is all I need, and that is why I use a notepad computer- because that is all I need.
But when it comes to being a photographer and an artist, sunshine… I would piss all over you before you could get your lens cap off!
DUDE. Major props.
You must admit, if you have a look at the full sized image, the post work is pretty tidy for a low-res image.
Yep – Pretty Ballsy…
Now wouldn’t THAT be a shame…
If you steal from one artist, you steal from all of us!
However, when you charge outrageous prices for poor “art” … you are stealing from people. You did steal many laughs from me too.
BYRON is my name, and you can find me anytime at REDBUBBLE.
I’m not the one hiding behind “anonymous”…
But that is ok, you weren’t to know… its not like research is your strong suit!
No worries about me looking up REDBUBBLE either. Charging those prices for such poor quality work isn’t something I care to promote.
Why would I do post production on an ordinary photo?
To see what I could do with it.
Most people don’t like it. Its a bit freaky – the eyes are very heavily worked on. But I kinda like that it is a bit freaky.
Its certainly not THE best work I have done, it was just an excercise to see what was possible.
Personally, I think that the post-production work on that image is quite good considering what I had to work with, but certainly – I have done better work since then.
Cheers,
-Byron
P.S. look at my post history. I, for one, am definitely not the shooter or ‘shopper.
To be fair also… that was done a long time ago on some quite antiquated equipment. But go to my site, check out the large version, for what it is – its not bad.
Why is it available for sale? Well the parents actually liked it and they wanted to buy a copy.
Am I “ballsy” – you betcha! I am no shrinking violet when it comes to my art – I put it out there. If you don’t like it – that’s fine… I didn’t put it out there for you, I put it out there for me.
Check out the rest of my portfolio sometime and tell me that I don’t know what I am doing….
or even better,…
Come play with the big boys, join RedBubble, upload your work, see if you are up to scratch.
And I’m also curious – you say the parents wanted to buy a copy, why not sell directly, as you knew them and get a decent commission rather than $10 you say you get per commission?
It’s in a different category than the hilariously ridiculous shots you usually post, taken by people claiming to be portrait/wedding photographers. Just my opinion.
If they had taken 10 seconds to look at the rest of Byron’s portfolio they’d realize he does know his stuff and has some (a lot) of high quality work out there.
But like a couple of weeks ago – they took the easy / lazy way out.
To boot, much of the wedding portfolio looks like Byron was just there with a camera snappy what the pro did. Many of the photos have the people obviously looking at another photographer, some even have people looking all over the place though they are posed well.
Byron is not photographer though most of his “work” does not need to be here. Some of it, including the photo in question, does.
Byron, I would honestly like to see more of your work.
I just have to ask…have you worked in a darkroom before? There IS a difference between that and photoshop.
But that wasn’t really my point…my point was that photography is the whole process and not just what you do in the camera.
Really?
You know a lot about photography, huh?
Uncle Ansel, Aunt Annie, Litchfield, Maplethorpe, Greenway, Lik, [I could go on and on] – so these people are NOT photographers?
Uncle Ansel was actuallu very very famous for his darkroom skills, he manipulated his work to the point it barely resembled his negatives.
Photographs have been manipulated to one extent or the other since photography was invented. I would guarantee you that you have never looked at a photograph that has not been altered in some way. Lens choice, filters, digital colour space, B&W or colour, Digital file compression, adjusting contrast & brightness, Cropping, removing dust specks… these all alter the original image too – yet none of this reduces the fact of someone being a photographer.
A photograph is the end result of a process, it is not simply what was captured at the time the shutter release was pressed… allthough it can be.
I think you may want to rethink what “alteration” is. Removing a dust spot does not “alter” the photograph. Taking twenty pounds off a model does.
If you don’t see the difference I don’t know what else to say…
hahahahaha
dude, where did you get that from?
I have been mixing in photographic circles for ooooh …. a WHILE now, and never ever heard THAT word used.
hahahahaha
The original snap shot wasn’t so bad but to mangle it and turn a cute kid into a creepy ghost-thing and then offer it for sale? At least you didn’t put a trite saying in a wacky font on the picture.
Cost of the image : $100
Cost of GIMP : Free
Cost of a fauxtographer trying to pass as a photographer : priceless.
Bryon do yourself a favour , Google “Top photographers” and look at their work. I know we all have to start somewhere but hell, selling that!! Mind you, you are trying to sell it on Redbubble, the home of the Fauxtographers
“Its just an excercise in post production work everyone, it aint the mona lisa!”
Hell yeah, you got that one right. It ain’t the Mona Lisa and you failed this exercise. No matter what your buddies on RedBubble tell you, it is a fail.
“Come play with the big boys, join RedBubble, upload your work, see if you are up to scratch.” – haha that is the biggest laugh of this all. RebBubble and big boys… like I said, there is a big wide world outside little redbubble.com
“I never said it was art” – so then why are you posting it on an art site?? Oh sorry I forgot you posted this on RedBubble.
“I am in favour of any site that hosts stolen images being shutdown… at least if they dont remove the infringing work first. If you steal from one artist, you steal from all of us!” – So you wouldn’t mind if your beloved RedBubble was to be shut down for copyright violations? They have tons and they sell it. Especially tees and iPhone cases (again this is RedBubble we are talking about not an art site)
“But when it comes to being a photographer and an artist, sunshine… I would piss all over you before you could get your lens cap off!” – this is why nobody knows of you and you have only sold one print? You must really know your stuff.
Taken off his RedBubble forum topic : “Frankly I think you should get a whole lot more pissy, including the DMCA notice!” – so that is why you were going on about SOPA?
“I have been mixing in photographic circles for ooooh …. a WHILE now, and never ever heard THAT word used.” – Didn’t know that you were good friends Gerd Kluge, Richard Vantielcke, Andre Gunther? or are you talking about the RedBubble Fauxtographers Meet Ups?
As a matter of interest, how many exhibitions have shown off your work? If you are such a great photographer as you would “piss all over us (you) before we (you) could get our (your) lens cap(s) off” you must have been in some exhibitions.
1) Redbubble being the “big boys” what a joke. As said try 1x or even 500px (just to name a few) (who ever said that, GOLDEN comment) Lately there is more porn/trash than art on that site.
2) As for the copyright issues – Redbubble has more copyright issues than other “photography” sites. Anyway they are not profiting from this as the artists on Redbubble do.
3) As for this site – over 24 000 people on Facebook like it and agree with what is posted. Much more than the “big boys” on Redbubble.
4) Going through your work on Redbubble , as somebody posted, what jumped out the most was the selective color. (From previous posts here you are lucky as they don’t do spot color so nicely)
5) As said, it doesn’t matter what you use, GIMP, Lightroom, Photoshop etc it is the image.
6)Why charge it through Redbubble when you can sell directly to the parents – again GOLD!!!
So that brings me to the image, and I saw it on Redbubble on full screen,
1) The purple/blue color in the eyes make it look like a demon and is not at all natural.
2) The crop is wrong – where is his chin?
3) What is that blob thing on the right hand corner? the shadow makes it look like half of him has been cut off.
4) The white from the flash could have been removed from his eye.
Why be average? why post average work? No matter what you program you use it is the photographer and the initial image. You can’t make a bad photo a good one regardless of the processing.
My Father always said you can polish a piece of tin all you want, it may get shiny, but it is still tin , not silver. In modern terms, garbage in garbage out.
And sorry, Byron, that is an awful photo.
Probably because he can’t figure out how to modify his Hosts file to block Adobe’s activation.