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January 20, 2012

HELLMART CUSTYS: THINGS YOU CAN APPARENTLY WIPE YOUR ASS WITH

Ashy-Boy here! I'm at the Hellmart with Daddy-Boy, and this is everything that was in the toilet paper aisle.

So, without further hesitation, we present 'Things You Can Apparently Wipe Your Ass With' by Hellmart Piggy Shoppers.

The above hot dog buns are a Hellmart piggy crowd favorite because they can easily accomodate super-sized turds the size of Lincoln Logs!

Create your own personalized shit sheets with multi-purpose photo paper! Use pictures of your enemies, hateful coworkers, and famous douchebags like Kim Kardashian!

 If you're a Hellmart-brand popcorn chicken eater, the produce keeper is perfect for depositing diarrhea into two hours later!

 

 Not sure what this reject is, but it looks to be plenty comfy for asswiping!

 

 Flatbread and fuzzy fingers? Not so comfy. A combo for those who like their wiping on the sadistic side.

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Comments

That was truly disgusting.
Having "butt pixie issues."

Posted by: that's not funny, that's sick | January 20, 2012 at 02:51 AM

Lololol Freeman I love the little added on comments.

I'm glad the email went through, too, Gmail was being a right pain in the balls.

Posted by: Ashy-Boy | January 20, 2012 at 09:10 AM