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November 16, 2011

DUMBASS BLONDE SHOPPER ON AN ESCALATOR

At a Saks Fifth Avenue store. Was she trying to get to a sale?

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They will toss you out of the malls near me if you try that. They have rules about it because so many children ended up being hurt doing stupid stunts like that.

Posted by: Bitch Boy | November 16, 2011 at 05:50 AM

Look at it this way... it's a giant, free StairMaster. Complete with awkward looks and people gawking at you for various reasons.

I hope this poor creature isn't really that stupid and she was dared by the people filming or something. I can hope for humanity to actually have a kernal of intelligence... right?

Posted by: Chicken Flinger | November 16, 2011 at 05:50 AM

I've seen this, and it looks more like a woman getting in exercise then someone confused. It seems like a good idea to me. She probably bought a sweet coffee or strange Starbucks drink in that cup and is working to burn off the extra calories.

Posted by: LadyBelle | November 16, 2011 at 05:54 AM

Nobody whose trying to get exercise wears an outfit like that.

Posted by: Hellbound Alleee | November 16, 2011 at 08:34 AM

Nor that high a heel...

Posted by: Bitch Boy | November 16, 2011 at 08:37 AM

She probably did it for what she thought would be shits and giggles.

Posted by: MahiMahi | November 16, 2011 at 09:03 AM

I will tell you exactly what's happening here...she was higher than FUCK and thought she was walking up a regular (stationary) stair case.

Posted by: Tom | November 16, 2011 at 04:16 PM

I've always wanted to go up a down escalator, for shits and giggles. However, I'm not stupid enough to actually do it. I'd probably piss off a lot of people before I tripped and cracked my skull open.

Posted by: Green Grin | November 16, 2011 at 11:27 PM

I don't buy the exercise/starimaster idea. If that were the case, she would most likely keep pace with it and stay pretty much in the same area. Especially with the way she tries to speed up towards the top by taking several steps at once.

Posted by: Logan | November 17, 2011 at 03:01 AM