Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Spot Color, Baby



Spot Color, Baby



I know, I know enough with the weird ultrasound pictures, right? It’s like a train wreck, we just can’t stop posting them and look away. Yucky spot color and inability to tell baby is a baby and not her intestines make this one worthy of this site, among other things.


16 THOUGHTS ON “SPOT COLOR, BABY

  1. Ehhh…I can tell that it is a baby. Still doesn’t make it a good photo though. Terrible shadows…mom should have been looking at the camera..not the photo.
  2. And on top of everything else, it’s badly back-lit and no fill-flash or reflector! It constantly amazes me just how bad some of these images are. Staggers the imagination!
  3. After I saw the first two on here, I remembered I had a friend ask me to do this so i wanted to submit it to the site. This was taken a long time ago and i was, sadly, a picasa user. x.x;
    total fauxtog stage. didn’t charge for this set though.
    buuut, glad it got on this site,baha
  4. Look at it from this point of view, they probably got knocked up at their High School Prom, their life is well and truly fucked and the only photography they have seen up until this point is the scan of the bastard brat in their belling that will end up bleeding them and the state benefit system dry…. of course, a ‘friend’ has just acquired a nice 2nd Digital SLR and a laptop with some cool software on it from the back seat of the car in WalMarts Car Part and has set himself up as a photographer… rinky dinky!!!!
  5. So what I’m thinking is, if no one likes these sort of pictures, the baby bumps with the picture of something in front of the lump, then stop posting them for a while. Or follow the example of Retain Hell Underground and make up a separate subsection of your site and segregate then all there. Then people who like to critique bump shots can do so, and those who don’t can choose to look or not.
    Stargazer had an idea: go one step further and tag each image. You could have "Baby Bump, grotesque" and "Wedding, bad spot color" and "Coeds, Upskirted." {What would men get? "Coeds, Junk Shot"?
    Then every visitor to the site could find exactly what s/he wanted. If someone likes ultrasound baby bumps with bad spot color, s/he can have it. If h/she likes reading nasty comments, then set up feeds so those types of visitors can store up their favorites for an extended viewing sessions.

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